There’s something deeply jarring about hearing the words “$45 million” and “birthday parade” in the same sentence.
But that’s exactly what’s happening in Washington, D.C., where the Army’s 250th anniversary is set to unfold on June 14—conveniently, also Donald Trump’s 79th birthday.
While officially framed as a tribute to American soldiers, critics say the planned military extravaganza feels more like a personal celebration, wrapped in flags and tanks.
So…over 6,600 soldiers, 150 armored vehicles, 50 aircraft, and as many as 25 M1 Abrams tanks rolling down the capital. Thousands of troops sleeping in government buildings with a “bring your sleeping bags” memo.
A parade that’s more reminiscent of authoritarian pageantry than a humble nod to service members.
The official line?
It’s about honoring the Army. A joint statement from the Department of the Army and the U.S. Semiquincentennial Commission claims the cost will be shared and that the spectacle is meant to show gratitude to “millions of heroes.”
President Trump himself called the $45 million price tag “peanuts” compared to what the event will represent.
Hmm…So, for the average American struggling to buy groceries or pay rent, $45 million isn’t peanuts. It’s more like the whole bag of nuts, the orchard, and the land it’s grown on.
Critics, including Rep. Steve Cohen, slammed the idea as a self-indulgent waste of taxpayer money.
One internet user bitterly remarked, “Remember this price tag when you go grocery shopping & need to seek medical care.”
This isn’t Trump’s first flirtation with military parades. Back in 2018, he tried to orchestrate a Veterans Day display that was shelved due to an eye-watering $92 million estimate.
Even then, it was seen more as a power play than patriotism. Fast forward to today, the criticism has only grown louder: Is this really about the Army, or is it a glorified birthday bash for a man with a long love affair with military grandeur?
Trump’s defenders argue that showcasing America’s military might sends a message of strength to the world. They compare it favorably to France’s Bastille Day or North Korea’s disciplined, if unsettling, displays.
But in a country where such parades are rare and typically reserved for the end of wars or historic victories, this feels out of sync.
$45 million for spectacle during a time when veterans face housing insecurity, families skip meals due to inflation, and schools beg for basic supplies.
I don’t mean to deny the military their due honor, but priorities… timing…empathy.
From Trump’s perspective, this might be a grand, chest-thumping way to celebrate American strength, or this is all for his ego. From critics’ eyes, it looks like a disturbing blend of narcissism and nationalism.
For everyday folks watching from the sidelines, it might just feel like being spectators to a parade they didn’t ask for and are paying for anyway.
So, what can be done?
Maybe the answer isn’t canceling the celebration, but redirecting its purpose.
Honor the Army, ABSOLUTELY—but with humility, support, and programs that truly help soldiers and veterans.
Make parades about people, not personalities.
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